Herman Munster would be a judge Bush would not want to mess with.

My dream Democratic response:

(link...)

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With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.

In the last seven years we have witnessed stirring moments in the history of liberty.

You got that right, George.

Wearybottom Associates

"America opposes genocide in Sudan."

Way to go out on a limb there, George.

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With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.

1 shot every time he says "stimulus." But there's not a recession coming.

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With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.

Odd thing is, I actually want to watch, knowing it is my last chance to witness the spectacle. I can't wait to hear all the rationalizations for allowing this administration another year of unchecked power.

What's the stake? (As far as the over-under on ham-fistedness? This is Bush we're talking about. I'll take the "over.")

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With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.

5:1 that he accuses the Democrats of obstructionism on the Protect Eavesdropping on America Act extension.

I'll make you a side bet that he goes so far as to characterize Democrats as terrorist sympathizers and/or enablers, with a spread based on subtlety or lack thereof.

I am going to watch this just for the laughs. Over/under: 22 thigh slapping howlers. Odds:

5:1 that he accuses the Democrats of obstructionism on the Protect Eavesdropping on America Act extension.

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With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.

Some of you will start welling up at the thought of not seeing lovable Cheney behind the wheel much longer.

Brian A.
I'd rather be cycling.

wrong button.please delete

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"You can't fix stupid..." ~ Ron White"
"I never said I wasn't a brat..." ~ Talidapali

I don't intend to watch it, just like last year and the year before and the year before. I cannot watch that buffoon on TV. It would cost me too much to replace the TV every time that ANOTHER lie he utters causes me to put my foot through the screen.

He and his administration are now up to 935 so far JUST about Iraq.

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"You can't fix stupid..." ~ Ron White"
"I never said I wasn't a brat..." ~ Talidapali

P.S.

Or at least as far as we know.

And half way like to see him try.

...our long national nightmare is almost over.

My countdown calendar reads 358 days left.

Glad you excised your W, redmondkr.

Hey, I was just kidding:

(link...)

Yikes!

I voted 'yes'.

Last year when I had a colon resection, I was miserable until I got the news that the polyp was benign.

I shed a tear then and I shall again knowing that each annual event he attends will be his last.

A not-so-benign polyp well excised.

Wearybottom Associates

Good point. This will be Bush's Best State of the Union Ever. Mainly because it's his last.

Or at least as far as we know. Declaring martial law and suspending the Constitution would not be out of the realm of possibility at this point.

Only one shot of single malt to celebrate the fact that our long national nightmare is almost over.