This coming election will see the greatest number of electronic voting machines in history. Technology changes everything, and voting is no exception. Where you used to cast votes for dead people, bus voters from district to district to vote in each one, or have your brother count the results, now you can simplify your voting fraud with this handy guide.
Before we get into the how, I want to fill in those who have missed the news stories on the electronic voting machines. This wouldn't be hard, there are no allegations of racism or gay pedophiles in the details so electronic voting gets very light coverage - if any. The details are mostly about one little company from Ohio, Diebold. Here are some facts on Diebold:
- They make ATMs
- They make electronic voting machines
- As of 2004, they made 80% of the US's voting machines
- They give money to politicians
- They really like to give money to presidents
- Some people say their voting machines don't work
- They call them dumb
- They pay them off
- They send them to jail
- There is some other minor stuff too
Right, so Diebold is spending a good amount of time defending it's machines to those crazy conspiracy theorists (wackos). The geeks are poking fun too, and no one needs that. Wait, did I say geeks? Oh hells no, the last thing you should do is tell a geek some technology cannot be hacked. Because not only will they hack it, they will make you look stupid for ever having said it couldn't be.
And that's exactly what Jon "Hannibal" Stokes did; he published the guide "How to steal an election by hacking the vote." This easy to follow, step by step guide will ensure your vote counts; multiple times. Simply look up what type of machine you'll be voting on (I hear amp'd mobile will support the guide so you can do this in the booth - because amp'd mobile just has cooler shit) and hack away. Well, sort of hack - it's not like logging into the machine with the administrator's password set to 1111 is hacking. Or picking the lock that is exactly the same on all machines. Or, if say you live in a area you know is voting the wrong way, just key the machine like you would the boss's Lexus and force the supervisor to throw out all the votes. If you want to be a true hacker, just carry in a USB thumb drive and upload a virus that will be carried to the central vote counting machine, Skynet and head to Mexico.
If reading this article has caused you to loose faith in the election process, well it's your own damn fault for putting faith there in the first place. Demand proof of government, only let God slide on faith.
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Diebold machines are crap but they don't make 80% of the voting machines as you claim.
Only twice? Can my dead aunt & Uncle Jose still vote, though?
I have seen this in many other places, but it addresses the list of problems with your conspiracy fantasy:
1. In order to insert a malicious code, you'd to have physical, unsupervised access to the machine. Based on that scenario, no online merchant, no bank, credit card company, or government agency would be secure.
2. Every election is based on a completely different set of code and variables (often quite more complex tban a simple 2 candidate race). How would you obtain, in advance, a complete copy of this code?
3. Each election district is running a completely different variation of the election code based on that districts specific precinct information. Any code written would have to take into account every possible combination and be able to accurately modify it so that is did not return errors in the election database.
4. These machines, to the best of my knowledge, are never connected to a network or the Internet at any time. How would a virus be able to propogate to all the machines when it would require a disk to be physically inserted in each machine?
5. Most importantly, every election counted since about 1975 has been tallied by a computer. Why is it now such a major infatuation with the public when for the last 30 years no one has even noticed?
If you're going to try to build an argument, it helps to start with one that's defensible. Doubtless you think everyone should just accept "articles" (of faith, of course) from blogs and publications like "Common Dreams - News and Views for the Progressive Community." Unfortunately, most of the posters here would because it fits their ideology.
Anyway, I find it ironic that the very same people who found it too difficult to read a paper ballot and punch a hole in it are the same ones who not only demanded electronic voting machines...but are also the same ones complaining about getting them.
By the way, will someone explain to me how, if liberal Diebold conspiracy fantasies are true, Republicans are smart enough to pull off "stolen" elections year after year despite entire newspaper and magazine spreads and tv "exposes" on "rigged machines" in the NYT, Time Magazine, the Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, Fox News, NBC, et al... and Dems are not smart enough to catch them? Speaks volumes...but about whom?
Lest you think it's all a Rovian conspiracy to nullify Democrats' thousands of hard-earned votes from the dead and the illegals, I'd point out that Republican candidates have had to challenge some recent voting machine results, too. Turning on the partisan part of your brain turns the logical part off. Don't do it. Keep thinking.
The current party may not be in power in a few months. Who will be in control of the machines then?
and what is wrong with
and what is wrong with showing a picture I.D. and proof you are a citizen when you vote? Some are against both and that is just silly. If you are slipping into the US to help us pick our leaders and then slipping back to your country then let us come down there and vote for FOX OK?
Voting here is easy cause we
Voting here is easy cause we all know each other, but I still carry my card and a picture I.D. I see nothing wrong with making sure who people are before you let them vote.
Anon (btw, way to step up
Anon (btw, way to step up there!), did you read the links? I think not a one...
Have you ever voted? I don't think so. To vote you walk in the booth, pull the curtain and you are *alone* with the machine!
I think you don't understand voting machines at all. Diebold sells the same machines, running the same code, to everyone. Each district adds in their ballot. If you see "AccuVote TS" on the machine, it's the same AccuVote TS machine in Maryland as it is in Maine. There are no voting machine gnomes that build special machines for every US district...
The machines store the data (again, read the links, ok?) on digital cards, just like your digital camera (in some cases exactly like you digital camera). These cards are then all put into one voting machine to count the results. You don't the the internet to copy files; back in the day we actually *carried disks* from one machine to the next! Crazy but true!
If you had paid attention you would have learned some (many) machines have no paper trail - it's all electronic. If the machine looks tampered, they are required to toss out the votes. Just a scratch across the tamper tape and the machine is no longer vaild - and everyone's votes on the machine.
I've provided a lot of links to show the research in this post; if you just want to ignore them then I can't stop you.
Diebold Voting machines
I hate to burst your bubble, but the election commission here in Shelby County routinely sends voting machines out to unsecured locations three days prior to the elections. Here is a link to my blog which has a picture of 7 of the Diebold machines which were viewed - 3 days prior to the August election in a cinderblock bulding that had no alarms and only a simple keyed door lock. If someone has physical control over those machines, they can "own" the vote.
Thanks for sticking with
Thanks for sticking with this, even in the face of ignorant remarks from people who have every reason in the world to make folks think electronic machines are just hunky-dory.
I was pretty ticked off when I went to vote in Nashville, on an ESS IVotronic, and didn't get even a receipt like you get when you buy a cup of coffee at McDonald's. Hey, it's only democracy, right?
In the interest of fairness...
I just want to say, for the record, I'm not claiming the "W" and crew are fixing election - that misses the point. The point is anyone can tamper with an election with these machines, with little to no effort involved.
I myself am a registered republican, and have voted republican in every election since 18 with the exception of the 2004 elections. I think Diebold continues to get contacts despite well documented flaws an lawsuits because of corruption and a good ol'e boy networking.
And yea, it will take alot more than a few comments to get me to leave =p I was just surprised that this would be the post to get them!
For what it's worth, I think
For what it's worth, I think you have done a very good job on this article. As far as the insults go, you're way ahead; nobody has as yet called you an idiot or brought your ancestry into question simply because they haven't been keeping up with the problems that Diebold has been trying to hide or the fact that their ex CEO promised to "deliver Ohio" back in 2004.
PS: The Anonymous (not verified) insults don't hurt as bad.
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