A 16-pound frozen bird will cost shoppers $21.50, down more than 16 percent from 2024. Other Thanksgiving essentials such as dinner rolls and stuffing mix also fell in price this year.
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Fresh vegetables and sweet potatoes increased, with a typical veggie tray costing 61 percent more than last year, and sweet potatoes are up 37 percent.

The vice president visited Fort Campbell on the Kentucky-Tennessee border on Wednesday to meet members of the military and serve them an early holiday meal
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“Thanksgiving, what we celebrate tomorrow, that is a uniquely American thing,” he added, not quite accurately. “That’s why, for example, we have, you know, turkey.”

“I know. Think about it. And here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me...

Such class. What is it we are trying to teach? Buy me a beer.