This explains the pic of a Somali pirate I saw with inflatable boobs. Thought it was body armor.

Obviously the Aussies have been greatly influenced by American values since this 1963 observation:

And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.

J. Algernon Hawthorne (Terry Thomas) in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

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I can just see a whole sea full of horny jellyfish humping those inflated falsies. This could be a huge ecological disastor. The popping sounds might disturb other sea creatures, and intakes on cruise ships could get clogged.

While I myself have, in the distant past, "humped inflated falsies" as you say...The sex life of jellyfish is way too weird to be described in such terms.