Suggest a New Slogan for Tennessee!

Wed

Mar 26 2014

06:46 pm

By: Mello

Upper Carolina is looking for a new state slogan With all the BS coming out of this legislative session we need a laugh. Perhaps it is time we had a new slogan too. Suggestions?

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Slogan

Submitted by PhilK on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 7:41pm.

Tennessee: Somewhere between Virginia and Mississippi.

Tennessee:

Submitted by Average Guy on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 8:30pm.

if you're a depressed, overweight, undereducated, gun totin', buttchuggin', Obama hatin' white Anglo Saxon Protestant - welcome.

Hold my beer, watch this....

Submitted by bizgrrl on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 8:55pm.

Hold my beer, watch this....

I think that this one is my

Submitted by CathyMcCaughan on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 10:32am.
(in reply to bizgrrl)

I think that this one is my favorite.

Motivate me out'a here...

Submitted by bizgrrl on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 8:56pm.

Motivate me out'a here...

Y'all aren't from around

Submitted by R. Neal on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 8:59pm.

Y'all aren't from around here, are you?

Y'all ain't from around here,

Submitted by Somebody on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 9:35am.
(in reply to R. Neal)

Y'all ain't from around here, is ye?

Fixed.

You'ns ain't from around here

Submitted by schull on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 8:03pm.
(in reply to Somebody)

You'ns ain't from around here is you?

More fixed.

We chop it so Haslam can

Submitted by gonzone on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 9:06pm.

We chop it so Haslam can Pilot.

Number one in all the bad

Submitted by gonzone on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 9:07pm.

Number one in all the bad stuff!

Tennessee

Submitted by Mello on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 9:44pm.

Tennessee- Tonight! On the Daily Show!

Welcome to Tennessee, where

Submitted by Min on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 10:16pm.

Welcome to Tennessee, where ignorance is not only bliss, it's public policy.

Tennessee

Submitted by fischbobber on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 10:49pm.

What the third world aspires to be.

Or

Submitted by Factchecker on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 10:57pm.
(in reply to fischbobber)

Tennessee, we're better than some countries!

moonshine, convenience stores, and huh... whT'

Submitted by Factchecker on Wed, 2014/03/26 - 10:55pm.

Tennessee, the Right kind of business!

(edit: the subject line was not finished when I accidentally posted, but I think that's better than wherever I was going.)

Tennesse: Much more than moonshine & monkey trials

Submitted by Greg H on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 9:17am.

That was WAY too easy. I resisted "Bibles in science class and guns in funeral homes."

And the misspelling of "Tennessee" is about right too!

Submitted by Greg H on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 9:18am.
(in reply to Greg H)

accidentally, but somehow on purpose!

A little off topic, but I

Submitted by Knoxoasis on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 10:16am.

A little off topic, but I remember a few years ago when Knoxville (either spurred by the Chamber or the tourist and sports corp.) were looking for a new slogan for Knoxville. A former county commissioner suggested "Knoxville -where America stops for gas." Another favorite I heard was "Gateway to Gatlinburg." I always got a chuckle out of those.

Bill Haslam-

Submitted by Mello on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 10:24am.

before he bills you..... or his buddies do!

Too bad his first name is not Richard.

"If you don't like it,

Submitted by CathyMcCaughan on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 10:30am.

"If you don't like it, leave."

My old boss

Submitted by fischbobber on Thu, 2014/03/27 - 10:39am.
(in reply to CathyMcCaughan)

Whilst in the twilight of my package phase of my career, a former boss was riding with me and we were marveling at all the retirees that moved here. The reasons were obvious, they don't have to pay taxes for education, healthcare or social services because, well, we don't do those here like a first world country. As we began comparing our pay rates to those of us that come here for their golden years he turned to me and asked,

"Where are we supposed to go?"