Memo to Flock:

Buy just three shares of Microsoft. Donate one to the church (through the AGN Financial Network). We will then use our newfound stockholder clout to thwart the evil giant's penchant for enabling the ungodly.

"We're not trying to hurt Microsoft or their shareholders, nor are we calling for a boycott of their products," volunteer spokesman Dennis Sullivan said. "We are trying to get Christians to buy their shares."

No I guess you wouldn't want to hurt Microsoft. Not if you own enough shares to influence policy.