Tue
Apr 9 2013
08:12 am

I recorded the ACM awards because there was a Law and Order on. And there's always a Law and Order on at our house. But I digress. I'm glad I recorded it because it allowed me to fast forward through the really shitty parts. Which was most of it. Thank God for Stevie Wonder. Wait, what?

Anyway, I could write 1000 words about the massive suckfest that was the ACM awards show. Instead, all you need to do is watch this. You don't even need to turn on your speakers. Just watch it:

(Check out the pogo dance moves at 2:25.)

I don't know why I even care. I'm not even a Country Music fan. I guess I'm partial, though, because (like Jazz) it's a true original American art form (that Scots/Irish hillbilly immigrant thing notwithstanding) and I hate to see it destroyed like this.

It's also possible that finally seeing George Jones in the flesh had an effect. He could barely walk out on stage, but there was more Country in one out of breath verse than in that whole damn overproduced, over the top show Sunday night times ten.

OK, then.

(*And it wasn't anywhere near Music Row. Or even Nashville. It was in Las Vegas, the schlock capital of the world. In fact, Music Row isn't even on Music Row any more.)

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R. Neal's picture

Oh, and it appears they have

Oh, and it appears they have done away with auto-tune. (Keepin' it real!) I used to think that would be a good idea. On second thought, they should probably bring it back.

R. Neal's picture

Also, I started the recording

Also, I started the recording late and missed some of the beginning, including LL Cool J introducing Brad Paisley.

Apparently they did not perform their new duet.

(I would link to a video, but they have all been pulled from YouTube.)

CBT's picture

Dick Clark and the Big Tent

This is part of manufactured pop country, in the same vein as Taylor Swift, among others. I was somewhat thankful Swift didn't take home an award. I wouldn't be disappointed to see that star fade. But, there will be others anxious to step into that spotlight.

You need only look at the producer of the ACM's (Dick Clark Productions) to get an idea of why it is the way it is. The ACM's were developed to provide another awards show in addition to the more traditional CMA's, which are still in Nashville. The ACM's are aimed at the non-traditional 'country' audience and the music and presenters are geared that way.

The Band Perry is a new, very young group from Greeneville, TN. A hometown success.

What passes for "country" these days is a pretty broad. But, I guess that was true when the "Nashville Sound" was in vogue in the late 60's and 70's, complete with symphony music playing with Ray Price, George Jones and others. Music execs want a 'big tent' which they hope translates into dollars (and I suspect it does). You get a teen to like the Band Perry and maybe they buy the somewhat more traditional Jason Aldean or Miranda Lambert and at least hear some of the more traditional music. This is no different than other forms of music looking for commercial success.

SBL's picture

winner of the genetic sweepstakes known as the band perry

well, they are awfully goodlooking.

if you're on facebook at all these days, look up Brian Henneman (from the Bottle Rockets - who, btw, wrote a much better song about the rebel flag than LL Cool J & Paisley

(link...)

).

Henneman's initial discussion was how he has been disturbed that a lot of his altC/americana/whatever contemporaries were bagging on the whole New Country thing, and how the Country folk had not ever been so dismissive and nasty about his genre.

It was a jumping off point to discuss his hopes for TBP and how much he really liked certain aspects of them and their music, even going to the extent to proclaim some of the songs were just f'ing awesome. He actually went out and bought the new record as soon as it was available, immediately listened to it whilst driving cars from one place to another (his day job), and for the most part, he loved it, with the exception of a few missteps here and there. His analysis was very entertaining and you could tell he meant every word and he was genuinely happy for the band's success.

But... this performance really did him in.

"The Band Perry's performance on the ACM Awards was completely senseless. 100% nonsense. As misguided as it gets. Choreography, energy, pyrotechnics. For what? Are they tryin' to sell me music? They WERE on a music awards show. I guess that's what they were tryin' to sell me, problem is, I don't have any memory of music..."

the discussion goes further, with others chiming in, but you get the point.

Local Citizen's picture

Country?

Country isn't what country used to be. When Dolly Parton realized she could make more money being "Pop" than traditional country, Nashville also took notice.

Now you have "singers" like Taylor Swift that have taken it to the extreme. But big money can help sell anything when one has a rich daddy owning a national trucking company that can financially help to get your foot in the door to start recording.

glostik's picture

Wammo

Brings to mind a phrase and perhaps album title from Wammo of the Asylum Street Spankers...
"Faster than the speed of suck".

cafkia's picture

Dear R Neal, You owe me 3

Dear R Neal,

You owe me 3 minutes and 47 seconds of life.

sincerely,
everyone's tortured sensibilities.

R. Neal's picture

OK, pedantic Scots correction

OK, pedantic Scots correction noted. :)

As for the rest of it, I'll have to get back to you.

The "contemporary" qualifier muddles things a bit. If you're talking Taylor Swift or Band Perry, well, sure.

But for now I'd refer you to Steve Earle's recordings of Dixieland or Galway Girl.

Of course, you may feel free to argue the recordings are neither contemporary, nor country.

P.S. I seem to recall that the banjo is of African origin, further muddling your argument. Or reinforcing it? No, that would be too clever by half.

Fiddle reels, on the other hand...

Oh, and never mind mandolins, lest we further muddy the waters.

fischbobber's picture

Muddy Waters

I thought he played the blues. on a guitar.

Factchecker's picture

Gives both rednecks and rock'n'roll bad names

We're doomed. (And I kept the sound off for safety.)

redmondkr's picture

If nothing else, I wish a fat

If nothing else, I wish a fat hemorrhoid on the bastard who first defined a scene as ten to twelve frames of video.

Factchecker's picture

CCM as per Darrell Scott

They got Junior but they ain't got Hank.

Mike Cohen's picture

Country music

Just sit tight. Country goes all pop, then someone emerges to save traditional country music and it all swings back the other way.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Sigh's picture

If that's country

Dallas Wayne nailed this.

(link...)

R. Neal's picture

Country Music Hall of Fame:

Country Music Hall of Fame: Orgins of Country Music

Country music is rooted in the folk traditions of the British Isles. In the new world, those roots became entangled with the ethnic musics of other immigrants and African slaves. Many gospel hymns were also popularized in the nineteenth century South, while tent shows and blackface minstrelsy introduced folk-sounding tunes written by northern professionals. Played on fiddles or homemade banjos, all this music would one day sound as if born in the Southern hills.

R. Neal's picture

Performing Arts Encyclopedia,

Performing Arts Encyclopedia, Library of Congress: Appalachian Music

In fact, music of the Appalachian region has never been one thing, but rather another multifaceted force in the creation of twentieth-century music. Its influence has appeared in blues, jazz, bluegrass, honky tonk, country, gospel, and pop, at the very least. These music styles owe to Appalachia much the same debt they owe to cities and rural areas outside Appalachia. The story of Appalachian music is very similar to the story of music in America, where musicians have never cared much for categories or purity of lineage, but have eagerly mined whatever styles and forms felt suitable for the raw material of new adaptations.

R. Neal's picture

Scholarly debate aside, Roy

Scholarly debate aside, Roy Acuff invented traditional country music and Chet Atkins perfected it.

trobinson's picture

Traditional country is still

Traditional country is still alive and kicking in its cradle here in East Tennessee. It's time for a hat tip to Tony and the folks at WDVX for keeping country/hillbilly music alive!

I don't know what to call that stuff they do in Nash/Vegas...

Lisa Starbuck's picture

This is Country

East Tennessee home grown country

(link...)

AC's picture

So...you acknowledge the

So...you acknowledge the connection to colonial influences after all.

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