How about the entire Iraq war? 

Brian A.
I'd rather be cycling.

lol

Be a blessing to someone today.

That book would be written by Chalabi in Arabic, published in Iran and titled "If we infiltrated the U.S. government and tricked them into invading Iraq, here's how."

I didn't mindlessly jump on this bandwagon like some sort of lemming, but if I did here's what I would have come up with.

"If I Faked My Own Death Here's How I Did It" by Jim Morrison.

"If I Had Sexual Relations With That Woman - Ms. Lewinsky - Here's How Awesome It Was" by Bill Clinton.

"If I Force Choked Admiral Ozzell Here's the Spell I Used" by Darth Vader.

Hey, Les, why don't we just call each other assholes and get it over with. - Somebody on the old Southknoxbubba.net (if that was you, claim your quote and win net.fame!)

If I did use Tyler Harber as a Sun Sze ninja warrior here is how...

by Mike Ragsdale

The juice got cancelled.

No soup for OJ.

"I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. "We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson."

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