Sun
Apr 30 2006
07:13 pm

(edit: maybe that should be, "The Truth Laid Colbert.")

My, my, my.

If you read the Reuters report of this year's White House Correspondents Dinner...

Stephen Colbert, of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report," wrapped up the evening delivering a routine as the bombastic pundit character of his satiric talk show.

No one was safe from his sarcastic barbs.

"Fox News gives you both sides of the story -- the president's side and the vice president's side," he said to muted laughs.

...then you really should find a re-broadcast and watch it, because the criticism was sardonic, withering, and relentless. Colbert stayed in character the whole time (that character being an ironic take on Bill O'Reilly), despite "muted" laughter. And, in all honesty, no one was safe. Colbert tackled the war on Iraq, the NSA spying scandal, the abysmal approval ratings held by this president, and on and on and on and on.

Bush looked positively, well, skewered. Forget the "self-parody." That was tame and predictable by comparison.

Some of the best lines:

* ...this para was 2 minutes into the schtick... Wow. Wow, what an honor. The White House correspondents' dinner. To actually sit here, at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper -- that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face.

* I believe in democracy. I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit.

* I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

* And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be you Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

* Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

* I mean, it's like the movie "Rocky." All right. The president in this case is Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed is -- everything else in the world. It's the tenth round. He's bloodied. His corner man, Mick, who in this case I guess would be the vice president, he's yelling, "Cut me, Dick, cut me!," and every time he falls everyone says, "Stay down! Stay down!" Does he stay down? No. Like Rocky, he gets back up, and in the end he -- actually, he loses in the first movie. OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it is the heart-warming story of a man who was repeatedly punched in the face.

* Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know - fiction!

* John McCain is here. John McCain, John McCain, what a maverick! Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you it wasn't a salad fork. This guy could have used a spoon! There's no predicting him. By the way, Senator McCain, it's so wonderful to see you coming back into the Republican fold. I have a summer house in South Carolina; look me up when you go to speak at Bob Jones University. So glad you've seen the light, sir.

It's actually pee-your-pants hilarious, and one of the best acts of guerilla theater since Ron Nessen went on SNL and had his boss, President Gerald Ford, shoved up his ass by Michael O'Donoghue, Al Franken, and Tom Davis.

Crooks and Liars has the vid of Colbert at the dinner. C'mon. You know you wanna see it. Oh, it's comedy fit for the Friar's Club.

I can understand why some in the DC media bubble would find this un-amusing. They've become so impotent that they've become incapable of seeing the truth dangled right in front of them. The collective reflex was just to ignore the whole sordid episode. It is a sad commentary, however, that the best (and most savage) criticism of this administration has to come from someone PLAYING a reporter. **

If the Reuters report is any indication, minimal coverage is forthcoming. Spread the word. And set your Tivos to catch the Colbert Report, if you don't already.

** (Apologies to Sid Blumenthal and Sy Hersh, natch. But even they have not had the opportunity to lampoon the president right to his face.)

Oh, God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid

When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, your future...

Brian A.'s picture

Brilliant performance

It would have been a home run for Colbert merely to do it on his TV show.  But for him to openly ridicule Bush and the press corpse in person was priceless.  I doubt many could pull that kind of thing off.

"I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."

Brian A.
I'd rather be cycling.

WhitesCreek's picture

I have to watch the Colbert

I have to watch the Colbert Report tonight...I wonder if The Daily Show will do anything on it? Stewart has to be all over this one.

Steve

gttim's picture

TIVO

I Tivoed this after watching the C&L version. Seeing the whole bit, on the television is much better than seeing the short clip in a very small format. Colbert really played this one well, easing in and getting plenty of laughs at the start. Then as the satire got more biting, the laughs were less loud. However, when the cut away to the audience, you could see people covering their mouths, trying very hard not too laugh. It looked like people not trying to laugh because they were afraid. Bush was nodding and laughing a bit at the begining, but then that all stopped. Colbert killed, and he killed so well the audience fell into silence. I have never seen such a courageous performance. He knew what was happening, hell he probably expected it, but he forged right ahead. I have commented on other blogs that he seems to dial back his wit on his show, which I rarely watch because I don't like the style of TV he is making fun of, so that he does not brutalize his guest. He did not do that this time.

Colbert should avoid small planes for a while. A long while. 

Andy Axel's picture

Colbert killed, and he

Colbert killed, and he killed so well the audience fell into silence. I have never seen such a courageous performance. He knew what was happening, hell he probably expected it, but he forged right ahead.

No kidding. It was like Colbert was inhabited by the ghost of Bill Hicks in the guise of Dick Van Dyke, shooting pygmy darts at the rampaging Republican elephant. Actually, I'm reminded of the legendary routine in which Andy Kaufmann read the entirety of The Great Gatsby to his audience after they hectored him about doing his Latka character.

It was like Colbert wrapped up every short-coming of the administration and of the DC media bubble into a ball, and slowly unwound the core of the ball over ten minutes. It was like a topical version of "the aristocrats" joke, and it was so unflinching in its delivery that once the immediate audience -- the marshmallow center of over-indulged pundit types, the in-crowd of kewl kids, and the politico-dignitaries -- realized that they were the target, the air thickened into a haze of cognitive dissonance with a collective gasp.

The facial expression I saw most was one of bemused, gaping disbelief. "Is he actually *saying* these things???" That was certainly the reaction in our house, too. And I laughed so hard that I thought the neighbors would happen by to see what was going on.

It's no surprise that the dominant media line was that Colbert was un-funny, that he bombed, that the twin-Bush gag stole the show. What a well-neutered pack of humorless twits (expectedly so). Of course they didn't get it. They're paid not to get it. In the words of Stephen Colbert, they're paid to type out what the administration tells them to, and then to write fictional testaments to their own bravery. Suck on that, Bob Woodward.

I have commented on other blogs that he seems to dial back his wit on his show, which I rarely watch because I don't like the style of TV he is making fun of, so that he does not brutalize his guest.

Dunno. He took a pretty hard swing at William Kristol last week. Looks like that sparring match was just a preview of the heavyweight match to come.

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gttim's picture

Correct.

Lets say he dials back when he does not want to destroy somebody. When Koz was on there, which I did watch, it was obvious that Koz was not as quick verbally, and Colbert dialed it back. Nothing against Koz, but Colbert was 12 steps ahead of him. He is that damn good. I have seen him do that before as well.

Joe P.'s picture

All Naked

Amazing what happens when someone not only says The Emperor has no clothes, but that the entire Court is bare nekkid too.

A Alexander Stella's picture

Stephen Colbert's "Easter Egg"

"At the recent Washington Correspondents' Dinner, master comedian Stephen Colbert performed magnificently. With the rapier of wit and the mace of truth, he respectively skewered and censured the presidency of "dum'ass botch".
Talk about wonderful lagniappe! Mr Colbert made that nincompoop's lap dogs in our national conventional media run for cover with their tail between their legs. And that's not all our man accomplished.
Tucked away in his address to the dinner's flabbergasted attendees, like a ticking time bomb, there was an 'easter egg', which we had absolutely . . . here 'we' is a polite nod . . . NO right to expect. Like the Easter Bunny in a mischievous mood, Mr Colbert camouflaged a bon mot, so profound as to approach philosophical.
oh, before I reveal Mr Colbert's casual accomplishment, I should like to preface with a caveat. The appropriate interpretation of that remark requires sagacity an-- . . ."
oh, alright (!) already, I'll admit it.  The above text is meant to serve as "bait" for the dear Reader's curiosity.  Yes, I would like people to visit my blog.  And why not?!  The average visitor is bound to find one or two startling insights.  What's more, it's a good bet that more than a few visitors will discover that I evoke with the written word thought, hitherto more, well, tantalizing than articulated.
toodles
...../
.he who is known as sefton
. . .  oh, yeah, I should add that the full title for that post is "rehabilitation of and by and for the right wing" . . .  by the bye, depending on  visitor's essentiality, one might be either heartened or dismayed by one, or two, of my easter eggs.

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