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Ah, Roane County...Election time in the SouthlandSubmitted by WhitesCreek on Fri, 2006/03/24 - 8:47am.
I moved my family to Roane county in 1988. Yep, folks, I'm a "come-here". This puts me at a disadvantage when I try to get along with folks because I don't have the Tribal knowlege of who done what to who's wife when they were somebody else's girlfriend back in the eigth grade, and who's daddy went to jail for what, and all the other small town historical events that create tight knit communities. People hold grudges for a very long time, and the sillier the affront, the deeper and longer clutched the grudge. My family and I have attempted something completely new to this area. You see, there are five little towns and a part of another in Roane county and we pride ourselves on having connections with every single one of them. This means, in small town Tennessee, that we are outsiders whereever we go. I call myself "multicultural"..."They" call me "Not fromaround here". When folks ask where we live, I tell them I live in a suburb of Glen-Alice, Tennessee, which is one of those perfect places inthe world. Glen-Alice, is on every Tennessee road map there is. Check for yourself. This is perfect because Glen-Alice, Tennessee isn't here...it doesn't exist. Washed away in the big flood in 1929...Got a monument with 28 names on it, but we ain't got no town. Like I said... Perfect! Since we don't have a town, we aren't burdened with the problem of electing a mayor or any of the other official small town positions. we have to make do with the County wide "positions" (now that i look at the word "position", isn't that sort of a funny way to describe elected office? works though doesn't it?) Two big "positions" are up for grabs this time around. The sheriff is an incumbent but has been wounded by a reasonable amount of bungling and a tell all book that mentions his name a fair number of times. He seems to be honest as any of the other candidates and has the skills of a fair middle manager who has become the victim of the Peter Principle. He completely misread the county jail issue which will hang albatrossian around his neck, but he could retain his job as much by electoral calculation than anything else. Most all of the other citizens of our fair county are running for his job and he may win by the simple fact of getting two votes to everyone else's one. Perhaps it is time for a primary and runoff system to be installed in Roane County. The Sheriff oughta have gotten at least half the votes cast in the election, otherwise most all of the citizens have to be watched and arrested upon the commission of any perceived infraction instead of merely 49%. The incumbant County Mayor is not running for reelection and this has everyone in an uproar. So far we have three people who have turned in petitions to run and all three have spoken to me for support. Damn! Support usually means money when it comes to elections, but i am trying to be as slippery as I can. All three candidates are good friends of mine. I know them well. Which ever one gets elected, well, I'll do my dangdest to help make them the best County executive possible. but until the election, how do you tell a good friend that you just can't support him? Now do that twice and you see how small town politics gets all messy and screws up some good drinking relationships. Oh well, I was looking for someplace to live when I found Roane County, so I guess I can move if I wind up on the wrong side of everything. But dambit! I like it here. Roane County is absolutely beautiful. And the people here are a hoot! Three times a week the paper comes out and we get to see who shot whom and we know whether they needed shooting or not. (Not that there's anything right with that...) When the authorities arrest somebody impotent, we wave and they nod back as they are handcuffed and taken away. In three or four years, they'll be back, spend a few Sundays crying in church for all they're worth, and a new scandal will rise up and be annointed, as our elected officials vie for the top spot in the "stupidest ever" contest. But it's Spring in an election year... LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Peace, Steve ( categories: )
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Pretty funny analysis. The obvious solution to the county mayor problem and your three friends would have been for you to run, too. It's probably too late for that. Maybe you should contribute an equal amount to all three.
Gee, i didn't mean for the whole thing to wind up on the front page...sorry.
the problen with running for political office is there are scenarios, however far fetched, under which I could win...a disaster of the first order!
Actually, I let them all know how I was going to choose candidates in an earlier post. No Conservatives will get my vote for anything higher than dog catcher, and then only if they are unopposed and none of the other prospects has been released to their probation officer yet.
Have you heard about local lawyer and sex addict Chris Cawood's new book? Unintentionally hilarious! it helps to know the players but it's quite the epic.
steve
That is hilarious. Sounds like Anderson County only it’s worse as Democrats can’t field candidates so Republicans are running as Democrats in some races to ensure that a Republican gets the position. Down home politics at it’s finest.
"The sheriff is an incumbent but has been wounded by a reasonable amount of bungling and a tell all book that mentions his name a fair number of times. He seems to be honest as any of the other candidates and has the skills of a fair middle manager who has become the victim of the Peter Principle. He completely misread the county jail issue which will hang albatrossian around his neck, but he could retain his job as much by electoral calculation than anything else. Most all of the other citizens of our fair county are running for his job and he may win by the simple fact of getting two votes to everyone else's one.
Perhaps it is time for a primary and runoff system to be installed in Roane County. The Sheriff oughta have gotten at least half the votes cast in the election, otherwise most all of the citizens have to be watched and arrested upon the commission of any perceived infraction instead of merely 49%."
Originally posted by "Steve"
You are right about a couple of things in your assesment of the sheriff and the upcoming election. First he is fairly honest. I don't think anyone can accuse him of being corrupt unless you consider incompetence the highest form of corruption. However, the lack of discipline he has demonstrated at his department should certainly cause some concern. At least two deputies there have been implicated in criminal conduct and one confessed to the activity yet both continue to work there. I'm not sure what criteria you are using to judge the current sheriff's management abilities. He does not have a good working relationship with the county commision, DAs office, or other law enforcement agencies in the county. He has good people working for him but most are not placed in positions to maximize their potential. The turn over rate at the sheriff's department has been quite high. A vast majority of these individuals left because of the sheriff's management (or lack thereof) skills. And secondly you are right that Roane County needs to seriously reconsider its election criteria. The last time the sheriff ran nearly 66% of the county voted against him yet he remained the sheriff. I would like to see either a primary or at least a run off between the highest two vote getters if neither gets over 50% of the vote. This year we will have 6 candidates running for the office. So whoever gets 17% of the vote could be our sheriff.
There are only two candidates running for sheriff this time around who have the experience to be judged by. Only two have experience as leaders of law enforcement agencies or even have supervisory experience. If voters truly voted based on the best man for the job the choice would be clear and it is not our current sheriff. I hope people will research the candidates this time and elect the best person for the job. I know it is easy to sit back and say no one broke into my house the last 4 years so the current guy must be okay. But that is not the only measuring stick any voter should use to evaluate the office of our sheriff.
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