Naw, I AM home.
Perhaps your humor just doesn't translate well?

Seriously, among those who think about those things, there is a lingering hostility toward the Titans because it is a Nashville team that was forcefed to the rest of the state. A PR guy who came here to "sell"Knoxville on the Oilers, as they were then known, explained that the Vols were "a blue collar phenomenon," while the Oilers were much higher class. Didn't go over well. Neither did the state referendum enabling Nashville to impose a sales tax increase to finance moving the team here from Texas (I think that's how it came down-- it's getting fuzzy). Bud Adams pulling up to the War Memorial Building Plaza in a limousine that he left in a no-parking zone didn't help, either.

But over the years, the resentment has been mitigated somewhat by spirited marketing and a couple of winning seasons. Overall, however, judging by the guys to whom I am related who spend their Sunday afternoons planted in recliners watching the NFL, there are a lotta Colts fans around here.

I do have one brother who follows the titans, though -- except when they're playing the Colts.

And then there's my other brother, who calls 'em the Nashville Oilers. This is not Tennessee's team, any more than the damn Predators (who have some kind of a deal with Fox SS preempting every other kind of coverage in the state when they are playing) are. I doubt Houston's internal rivalries interest him any more than they do me.

Rectum-exposing? Seems like you'd be a fan of that, since it's what you come to this forum to do.