Wed
Feb 11 2015
06:34 pm
By: Somebody

Who needs Stacey Campfield, anyway? Bean Station freshman state Rep. Jerry Sexton has introduced House Bill 615, to insert into the Tennessee Code that "The Holy Bible is hereby designated as the official state book."

When these knuckle draggers first roll into Nashville, do they not take some time to sit them down and familiarize them just a little bit with the state and federal constitutions? Both are pretty clear on the fact that you can't do what Sexton has proposed.

In any normally functioning world, I'd laugh it off, assuming the bill will go nowhere, because, even though Jerry Sexton is a willfully ignorant fool, there would be enough others who would have the sense keep the bill from getting out of committee. Unfortunately, we don't live in a normally functioning world, and there are probably enough yokels running around the Capitol who would never, ever, ever be willing to go on record voting agin' the Bible.

R. Neal's picture

We need a state

We need a state constitutional amendment to solidify this excellent proposal!

On the other hand, perhaps we should consider Trout Fishing in America by Richard Brautigan as an alternative.

WhitesCreek's picture

Damn, we think alike

Damn, we think alike sometimes!

gonzone's picture

I love that book!

I love that book!

JaHu's picture

Before they pass this bill,

Before they pass this bill, they should first get written permission from the author.

earlnemo's picture

wwjd?

After the resounding NAY to helping the sickly & poor, the Republicans need to do something like this to ASSert their Christianity.

Joe328's picture

Support with amendment

Amend the bill to include if a legislator violates one of the Ten Commandments they will be flogged in public on first offense and stoned on the second offense.

WhitesCreek's picture

After thinking about this a bit more...

The Bible shouldn't qualify as the official book, mainly because it is a bunch of books. To solve this obvious problem I suggest Representative Sexton go with just one book. I suggest the illustrated Genesis by R. Crumb. I mean it has pictures and everything.

Nelle's picture

I would support

The Poisonwood Bible for state book.

Mike Knapp's picture

*

Confederacy of Dunces sounds about right for these times.

“A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss.”

Dahlia's picture

Ella Minnow Pea

would seem more appropriate for this state.

Pam Strickland's picture

A Death in the Family

A friend of mine is promoting A Death in the Family by James Agee as the official state book. I think it's a very reasonable choice.

Pam Strickland's picture

I've never read "Suttree." I

I've never read "Suttree." I know that's sacrilege to some. I've read other McCarthey and have generally found him not as wonderful as the rest of the world finds him to be. I've been advised to work my way up to "Suttree," so I guess that's what I've been doing. And I'm not in any real hurry.

I read "Roots" shortly after the mini-series. I would not put it as a Tennessee book, although it is based in part in Tennessee and Haley is from here. It's a bigger story than that.

"A Death in the Family" is very personal to me, a young child orphaned, struggled between the two sides of the family as to what is proper and right. But I think that's what makes it a true Tennessee story. Rural vs. Town. Religion vs. Not. A child finding his way. It's just as true now as it was when it was written and when it was published. And Agee, I believe is very much like most Tennesseans, wanting to be loved so dabbling in everything and never perfecting anything although showing the possibility of brilliance in all his endeavors.

Rachel's picture

McCarthy

I would advise just the opposite. Start with Suttree. I'm not a huge fan of Cormac's later books (too dark for me), but I love Suttree.

I keep it on our guest room nightstand, along with A Death in the Family, Jack Neely's Secret History, and the Knoxville Bound anthology. Figure if my guests are looking for reading material, it might as well have a local flavor.

By the way, if any of you haven't read Knoxville Bound, you should. I realized just the other day that I need to reread it.

Pam Strickland's picture

I read "The Road" in three

I read "The Road" in three hours and found myself asking "Is that all?"

I think I read Knoxville Bound, but I don't really remember it.

Min's picture

"The Road" is impressive as a

"The Road" is impressive as a piece of literature, only if you've never read any of the excellent post-apocalyptic genre fiction that had been written over the last 40-50 years. It's basically "The Road Warrior" for New York literati.

fischbobber's picture

Why not a state story?

How about "A Good Man is Hard to Find" by Flannery O'Conner?

Pam Strickland's picture

Because the O'Connor story

Because the O'Connor story isn't based in Tennessee, nor is it written by a Tennessee author.

fischbobber's picture

Sorta factually wrong here, Pammo

A Good Man is Hard to find opens with both description and comparison contrast of Tennessee. I would have expected someone who claims to be as incredibly brilliant as yourself to know this and argue the points on its merits, that is to say whether or not an idiotic conclusion could be drawn (That's what happens when you take a vacation to Florida instead of Tennessee) that made as little sense as trying to make the bible the state book.

If you're going to look down from your high horse and correct me, at least know your subject matter. F for Freshman English on you.

Pam Strickland's picture

First, I don't claim to be

First, I don't claim to be brilliant. I don't know where you got that. Second, it's been at least 20 years since I've read most O'Connor, so if I forgot the beginning of one short story, I guess I can be forgiven. If not, then OK. Third, if it's just the beginning that's set in Tennessee, I don't think it would qualify.

Bbeanster's picture

Oh, good grief. Get a grip on

Oh, good grief. Get a grip on the egos, people. This is a much bigger story than your favorite book or least favorite poster.

Sexton was put into office to punish the incumbent, a reasonable Republican, for voting against a voucher bill.
Period.
That's what this is about. The Kochsuckers will elect anybody who supports their pet issues, and whatever else they do is beside the point. Here's a story I did right after the election:
……………………………………...

On election night in Grainger County, supporters of longtime state Rep. Dennis “Coach” Roach got together to await the 35th House District race Republican Primary returns to come in.
Their candidate fought hard to overcome a tsunami of negative advertising financed by as much as a half-million dollars from out-of-state special interest groups blasting Roach for “ghost-voting” (the common and fairly innocuous practice of seat-mates pushing the voting button for neighbors who have stepped out to use the restroom or take a smoke). The ads painted it as dangerous and lazy, but Roach’s supporters were cautiously optimistic that Roach, a popular teacher and basketball coach who had served since 1994, would survive.
“We thought Jerry was going to get his showing, but it turned out we got our showing,” said Grainger County Commissioner James Acuff.
When the final tally was in, Roach lost by nearly 1,000 votes to opponent Jerry Sexton, a preacher turned furniture manufacturer whose Facebook page describes him as “More pro-life than your pastor, more for the Second Amendment than Davy Crockett, and more for traditional marriage than Adam and Eve.”
The real issue that got the attention of 501© (4) groups like the Koch brothers’ Americans for Prosperity and the Tennessee Federation for Children wasn’t ghost voting at all.
“It all came down to it all came down to my vote on the vouchers,” said Roach, whose district includes Grainger and parts of Union and Claiborrne counties.
Roach was particularly disappointed in his Union County showing, where he lost 670-320.
“We thought we might do a little better than that after saving them $497,000 (by pushing to keep the k12Inc Virtual Academy open against the wishes of Education Commissioner Kevin Huffman). We helped (Union County) save that revenue and they ran a thank-you in the News Sentinel. But I guess what we did didn’t impress them enough to overcome those ads. They were good ads, but just about 99 percent false.”

Roach cast the fateful vote on March 5 in the House Finance Ways & Means Subcommittee (aka “the Black Hole”) opposing a school voucher bill that would have directed taxpayer money to private schools.
“I could have very easily voted for them, and saved myself this trouble, but I’ve been in education all my life, and it’s not a real good time to be taking money out of public education,” Roach said. “I’ve run 10 times before, but spent more money in this race than in all my other contests combined.
“We raised about $57,000, and we spent it. The TEA did a mailer or two that didn’t cost me, spent about $7,500 or so, but you compare that to $400,000-something… And they did radio, too. We came back and did what we could, but you spend what you got and no more.”
Final tallies won’t be disclosed until October.
Several of Roach’s colleagues chipped in campaign contributions in an attempt to fend off the onslaught, including Rep. Ryan Haynes, who says he’d like to dam the flow of outside money.
“Coach is exactly right. The voucher bill is what got him, and there’s way too much money in politics. I’ve never had a constituent come up to me and tell me they wish they could get more money in my hand. The public is right to be concerned about this, and I think it’s incumbent on voters to start saying, ‘Hey, where’s this coming from?’ ”

KC's picture

More gifts from the Tea

More gifts from the Tea Party.

Will they challenge Briggs and Duncan-Massey next?

Somebody's picture

moral deceit

I just really can't stand people who go out of their way to brand themselves as Christian®, but are more than happy to blithely break the Ninth (or Eighth, depending on who's counting) Commandment in order to get themselves elected.

Everybody's a sinner, but the hypocrites who lie about others in the same breath used to proclaim their moral superiority? Those guys deserve a special place in hell, or alternatively, hell-on-earth, if it can be arranged.

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