You left out "mandatory abortions" and a "mark of the beast stamp".

I'm confident that the Obama administration will make things simple, and we'll have one stop 'shopping', where you'll be able to

1. get your mandatory abortions
2. be tattooed with the mark of the beast
3. let ACORN register you to vote 87 times
4. drop off all your income
5. marry someone of your own gender, whilst your cat and dog look on approvingly

Now that's funny!

True happiness is knowing you are a hypocrite. -- Ivor Cutler

Poor Scared:

I know just how you feel.

Eight years ago, I was afraid a Bush administration would mean we'd see a sharp increase in terrorism, including attacks inside the USA; the beginning of endless, bloody overseas entanglements; disastrous environmental policies; the destruction of our economy; a corrupt, ineffective educational policy; the politicization of the Justice Department; an increasingly authoritarian judiciary and a continued slide toward theocracy.

Crazy, wasn't I?

There's plenty of places I could correct you, but I'll let others join the fun, and just correct you twice.

1. Its the Los Angeles Times, not the New York Times, that refuses to release the tape
2. The terrorist you refer to also received a $600,000 grant from a group headed by that known terrorist-lover John McCain

Oh, and one general bit of advice... learn to spell.

Farewell, democracy, farewell, America

You're leaving?

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

Yeah, the adults are in charge. They don't say things like "OMG" or "LOL."

True happiness is knowing you are a hypocrite. -- Ivor Cutler

Its easy to win states when you don't play by the rules...
lets see...Obama going back on his word on public financing
Voter fraud in at least 11 states
The biased media
and on and on

I wonder how obama would have done if the tables had been turned? Who is really the hyprocrite?

The dreams of the thousand year Reich are fading, fading, faaaaaaaaaaaading....

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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! Special holidays, Sundays and rates!

Remember, remember
The 4th of November...

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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! Special holidays, Sundays and rates!

Suddenly Emanuel grabbed his steak knife and, as those who were there remember it, shouted out the name of another enemy, lifted the knife, then brought it down with full force into the table.

OK, thats a little creepy. I've heard he has mellowed since then.

-Sugarfatpie (AKA Alex Pulsipher)

"X-Rays are a hoax."-Lord Kelvin

made me think: bye, bye Lieberman, you're outta here!

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson

Uh, as someone who has been through the FBI background check and passed, I can tell you that knowing people who were 1960s radicals is not a disqualification on the FBI background check.

True happiness is knowing you are a hypocrite. -- Ivor Cutler

That's not true, and, unlike you, I can actually provide a citation to back it up.

I am sure the FBI would just love to comment on the President Elect's ability to get a job there.

I know that Bush administration has convinced you wingnuts that politicizing non-partisan Federal agencies is just fine dandy, but there are limits.

On the other paw, if you actually do call the the FBI, once they finish telling you to buzz off, why don't you also ask them if either of these two people would qualify for a job there

1. had a drinking problem, with a DUI arrest, and had regularly used cocaine, before 1973
2. accidentally shot someone, possibly while drunk

Here we have, free of charge, an excellent example of arrested development, Ditto style!

'Cause that's the way they roll bro'!

"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice."

When did they get internet access at the county drunk tank?

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