Fri
Oct 24 2008
06:07 pm
By: R. Neal
BioPet Vet Lab Announces PooPrints(TM)
BioPet Vet Lab, a Knoxville, Tennessee DNA laboratory, announced today the introduction of PooPrints(TM), a program designed to encourage dog owners to pick up their dog's "droppings." The program is targeted initially to neighborhoods, but could be applied to any municipality that wants to clean up its public areas. The PooPrints(TM) program recommends that a home owner association (HOA) pass an amendment to its existing covenant that requires all dog owners in the community to have their dogs' DNA analyzed and filed with Bio-Pet's "DNA World Pet Registry."
Is this covered by the Patriot Act or something? We're beyond the point of "too much technology."
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Monopoop, monopoop, monopoop
This reeks of fear mongering for big profit. What BS. And DS.
Really! The homeowner's
Really! The homeowner's association will MAKE you buy the kit so that the SOB's in the nabe who are always looking for a fight can ID your dog's poop?
Yes, everybody will get on board with getting assessed to buy your product. What a jerk to even be thinking in that direction.
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