Calling Sarah Barracuda!!

Submitted by StaceyDiamond on Wed, 2008/10/22 - 7:51pm.

I'd like to invite Gov. Barracuda to make a campaign stop in the Volunteer State and visit our new canned hunting grounds. We can invite all sorts of Joe Plumbers, Joe Sixpacks and even Joe Biden! There is no better way to prove you're a real American than sitting in a tree and shooting at captive zebras. I bet they don't have zebras in Alaska! An added bounus is lots of travel cred. From some mountain tops in Tn. you can see 7 states. Peace Out!


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What kind of shopping can you offer her?
Submitted by Jeff (not verified) on Thu, 2008/10/23 - 12:20am.

I don't think there's a store that Joe the Plumber would shop in like Saks Fifth Avenue or Nieman Marcus around here. She's kind of spoiled on all perks of being in and running for office.

Come on!
Submitted by StaceyDiamond on Tue, 2008/11/04 - 5:26pm.

Last call Sarah, let's you, me and Elizabeth Hassleback go shoot some zebras before you turn back into the gov. at midnight!!

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