Mon
Aug 18 2008
08:41 pm
Marriage
By: R. Neal

Mrs.: You didn't mow the grass today.

Me: Yeah, I was going to wait until closer to when we leave for Denver so it won't grow up too much while we're gone. I'll mow it down to three inches just before we leave.

Mrs.: 3 inches? I don't know. I might go for three and a half.

Me: Oh, now we're negotiating? I like it when we negotiate.

Mrs.: No you don't.

Me: Yeah, I guess you're right. I usually lose.
WhitesCreek's picture

"Bush hog the field," I get.

Submitted by WhitesCreek on Mon, 2008/08/18 - 9:17pm.

What does "Mow the grass" mean?

Is this some kind of rapper drug thing?

Andy Axel's picture

My house:

Submitted by Andy Axel on Mon, 2008/08/18 - 10:53pm.

My house:

"We need to do yardwork (paint the house) (powerwash the roof) (weed the flowerbeds)."

{Who is this "we" of whom you speak?}

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Thag13's picture

I negotiated with my wife

Submitted by Thag13 on Mon, 2008/08/18 - 11:28pm.

I negotiated with my wife once......ONCE.......

She usually wins....

No Matter Where you go, There you Are!!!!

Brian A.'s picture

Given the lack of rain, I'm

Submitted by Brian A. on Tue, 2008/08/19 - 10:02am.

Given the lack of rain, I'm surprised your lawn is growing.

Brian A.
I'd rather be cycling.

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