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Marriage
Submitted by R. Neal on Mon, 2008/08/18 - 7:41pm.
Mrs.: You didn't mow the grass today.
Me: Yeah, I was going to wait until closer to when we leave for Denver so it won't grow up too much while we're gone. I'll mow it down to three inches just before we leave.
Mrs.: 3 inches? I don't know. I might go for three and a half.
Me: Oh, now we're negotiating? I like it when we negotiate.
My wife doesn't hear the word "no." She hears "negotiate."
True happiness is knowing you are a hypocrite. -- Ivor Cutler
What does "Mow the grass" mean?
Is this some kind of rapper drug thing?
My house:
"We need to do yardwork (paint the house) (powerwash the roof) (weed the flowerbeds)."
{Who is this "we" of whom you speak?}
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"It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?"
I negotiated with my wife once......ONCE.......
She usually wins....
No Matter Where you go, There you Are!!!!
Given the lack of rain, I'm surprised your lawn is growing.
Brian A.
I'd rather be cycling.
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