"Janice Velva"

This is one of the better spam e-mail names I've seen lately. "Janice" is selling fake diplomas.

I have a homegrown spam filter for our business account and the top four hits are "viagra" (yes, they still use the correct spelling), "save" + ".com", "penis", and "rolex" + "watches" in that order.

They all had hits as recently as today, and combined they have filtered approx. 80,000 emails since I wrote the program and added the terms to the filter list a while back.