I've noticed lately that I'm getting a bunch of e-mails trying to sell me things to clean out my colon, complete with disgusting color photos of what appear to be 5-foot turds. They're peddling yogurts with "fiber" in them, too. Who wants laxative in their yogurt?

But today's e-mail took the cake, so to speak.

Slugged "the REAL reason why you're fat," It's from Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst, who thinks I'm a "subscriber" (to what? All-colons, all the time? Rectal sphinxters unite? Bowels 'n' howls? Evidently she knows me well enough to let me know that I'm fat because I'm, well, full of shit -- 10-25-50 or even 100 pounds worth? Plus a bunch of critters up in there?
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Hello Subscriber,

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Did you know the average person has 6-10 undigested meals resting in their
colon?
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Living in Their Colon!

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