I've noticed lately that I'm getting a bunch of e-mails trying to sell me things to clean out my colon, complete with disgusting color photos of what appear to be 5-foot turds. They're peddling yogurts with "fiber" in them, too. Who wants laxative in their yogurt?

But today's e-mail took the cake, so to speak.

Slugged "the REAL reason why you're fat," It's from Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst, who thinks I'm a "subscriber" (to what? All-colons, all the time? Rectal sphinxters unite? Bowels 'n' howls? Evidently she knows me well enough to let me know that I'm fat because I'm, well, full of shit -- 10-25-50 or even 100 pounds worth? Plus a bunch of critters up in there?
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Hello Subscriber,

it's me Dr. Suzanne G. here , and I wanted to let you know a very scary fact
that every single person MUST be aware of if they every want to lose their fat:
Did you know the average person has 6-10 undigested meals resting in their
colon?
Also, Every Single Person Has Disgusting Plaque and Horrible Little 'CRITTERS'
Living in Their Colon!

I'm Going to Show You How to Get Rid of All of It so You Can Shed 10 lbs, 25
lbs, 50 lbs even 100 lbs or more - and Keep It Off FOREVER!!

Press here and I will show you how:

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Thank you, and allow me to help you lose weight as quickly as possible!

Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst

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