Tue
Apr 1 2008
09:59 pm

Most of you know about the toxic sludge uncovered by Burnett Salvage while cleaning up the Coster shop site. What has not been revealed is that many creatures had been mummified when trapped in the Coster Tar Pits. Scientists will study the well preserved remains to determine whether dinosaurs coexisted with alligators and a small bear like creature.

Most perplexing is a 6 foot (2 metre) mummy of a fire breathing dragon, believed to be a mythological creature. The most intriguing find is a small "man in the moon" leading scientists to speculate that lunar fragments had collided with earth at the time of the tar pits and mass extinction.

Lisa Starbuck's picture

April Fools Joke?

April Fools Joke?

Up Goose Creek's picture

No joke!

Stop in and see them on your way home sometime. Just don't look at teh prices, they are no laughing matter. Too bad, I wanted that dinosaur for my yard.

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