Hahah.

Should have included:

"I AM the !@#$%^& shore patrol!"

I approve too. I don't know what it will take to get Hillary elected, but I'm still hoping for the best.

Loved it.

There is nothing sexier, believe me gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning.

He is so cute.

Dunno. The Superbowl-style marketing is sharp and it will be talked about. But I didn't know by watching who it was promoting till almost the end. And do we really trust Jack's judgment? He's sort of a snake. (As in a snake is sort of a snake.)

Jack is a survivor and I hope the rest of us will be too in the next few years.

Political advertising depresses me, in that it speaks more to the inherent inability of humans to make rational decisions than any real worthiness of the candidates. This one is all you need to make that case.

When I get to be Emperor of the Universe I plan to ban all campaign ads. I'll have candidate testing and evaluations and grades on a point by point basis. American Idol and Donald Trump have better selection processes than America.

Our primary system is closer to Survivor, where the best people get eliminated because they are threats to conniving underachievers.

I enjoyed the ad but I wouldn't trust Jack Nicholson's judgement on a cheese selection.

"The infatuation cycle of 18 months hasn't changed a lot since the monkeys. Look at the numbers. Eighteen months is nine months doubled. A woman's entire system is set so that when you're having that procreative act with a woman, you're dealing with a being whose actual cycle is nine months. It doesn't have to do with her brain. It has to do with her entire bodily system, which is there to overcome the brain. We don't legislate for this stuff. We don't out-think it. You cannot change these fundamental things that we are as human beings - but you can adjust to it."

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Geesh, Jack, is that how you percieve Hillary---as an emotional sex object who is incapable of having her brain be at least as potent as her hormones?

"With a laugh, Nicholson recalls thinking the previous evening how he could easily have slept with 2,000 women in his heyday. "Every age," he adds helpfully. "Their mothers... some of them with their mothers. "I'm not saying where I'd knock them, but I had them. I think that I told one of them, 'I just can't do the dance any more and, if I do, they've got to be a really good dancer'."

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Knock them? Wow! That sounds so respectful. And what a wonderful description of loving making. Knocking is for doors, Jack. Banging doesn't do it either. These are terms that are insulting to women. The fact that you can't sustain romance longer than 18 months, that you even have the gall to somehow give advice on the subject, just shows what an ego-maniac you are.

You think everything is funny. Is that why you are endorsing Hillary? As some kind of cosmic Nicholson joke? Your ad brings up fear of course. Why in God's name did you add that clip at the end about nothing being sexier than "a woman you can salute in the morning". It sounds sooo fetish-like, Jack. Are you into bondage? Into having a woman dominate you?

Shame on you, old boy, for your attitudes toward women. Thank God they aren't universal. Your endorsement should be an embarassment to Hillary not something she might brag about.

Perhaps as a woman, she should "both renounce and reject it?