BREAKING NEWS: Hornback will not vote for a Democrat

Submitted by R. Neal on Thu, 2008/02/21 - 7:32pm.

This just in: Brian Hornback will not, repeat NOT vote for a Democrat against incumbent Republican U.S. Senator Lamar Alexander.

(If they want the Hornback vote, Tennessee Dem's should consider running a Democrat who mentions Brian's Blog.)



Shocking news

This is just shocking.

I'm shocked.

Really, I'm seriously ... ah ... shocked by this.

Wait, what are we talking about again?

Hornback's blog?

Good God why?

Bizzy's picture
Everybody's Talking About His Blog!

You can tell by the HUNDREDS, no THOUSANDS of comments on every post he writes, er tries to write.

captainkona's picture
Drugs

He needs drugs, badly.

The guy's a zero, I read and read, never a courageous venture into the deep end. Has little to say about even less.
Four years he's been there? Must just be using it as an electronic diary. It's definitely not there to enlighten or inspire.

They guy need to be psychedelicized. I recommend a two-way hit of some decent blotter and four hours of Iron Butterfly through headphones.

That normally does it.

I am always overcome with sympathy for people who are always overcome with themselves.


"The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open."

Funny, isn't it, that

Funny, isn't it, that Hornback seems to have no problem supporting an attractive young Democrat.

Guess it was just because she mentioned his illiterate ramblings...

I'm thinking Big Boy has

I'm thinking Big Boy has been watching Big Love.

True happiness is knowing you are a hypocrite. -- Ivor Cutler

talidapali's picture
It's just...

creepy the way he keeps referring to himself in the third person.

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"You can't fix stupid..." ~ Ron White"
"I never said I wasn't a brat..." ~ Talidapali

SteveMule's picture
Brian's Blog Team Members

I don't normally stick up for Brian BUT ... I think all (well, most anyway) the 'third person' references come from his 'blog team members' (AKA his childern) and consequently refer to dad in the third person rather just say "Dad thinks ... Dad said ... " and so on. I thought it was creepy too for awhile and then I thought of this and it's actually sort'a cute. A kind'a politically partisan, white middle class, suburbun Walton's Mountain family if you will.

Take Care, Be Good and don't play in the street!

SteveMule

Steve,

now I understand why some of his articles sounds like they are written by juveniles. I have a lot of pity for his family.

gonzone's picture
Low and Behold?

You can tell he's no University twit:

Amy Henly Vandergriff, Democrat candidate for Knox County Clerk featured comments that were posted on Brian's Blog on her campaign brochure and low and behold, she won the nomination.

Brian says Brian needs a proofreader and editor for Brian's blog. It is "lo and behold" there Mr. Genius.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson

Something tells me that

Something tells me that there would be great deal of lowing if Mrs. Hornback were to parse her husband's odd take on the fairer members of the Knox Democratic Party.

True happiness is knowing you are a hypocrite. -- Ivor Cutler

Andy Axel's picture
Is it truth, or is it

Is it truth, or is it squat?

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With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.

Bizzy's picture
both

His Truth Ain't Squat.

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