Mon
Apr 10 2006
05:35 pm
By: R. Neal

Got this spam, at least I think it's spam. Hard to tell. Started to delete it, but the forged "from" e-mail:

'missing.or.wrong.knowledge.syndrome@mindsnapper.zic'

...was odd so I looked at it. It was so brilliantly bizarre I couldn't stop reading. Here's an excerpt:

Does the policeman hunt mad people or does he hunt sane people ?? (even better he hunts patology) The policeman hunts mad people, or he would be mad, by definiton. So there should be total identity, and unity of action, by the policeman, the general, the medical doctor, so we will not say anymore that a raper is a sane human. We can show why also crimes against the patrimony are not physiological conducts (if evrybody would go doing robberies..what would happen?)

[..]

"All fine at home? Do your parents act with you like with friends?": the medical doctor must suggest this or enhanced reflection to the habitants, for excluding non-genetic behavioral epidemics. Slapping child is a crime and a mania, like by the general rule, "if child doesn't born genetically stupid, handicapped, diseased, socially dangerous". Earth's habitants kill gays but children don't born gays, habitants corrupt and kill children doing a "sacrifice to the devil": this non genetic epidemic is familiarly but not geneticaly transmitted.

God created phisiology and patology and gave you the chance to choice. With baptism christians forgive themselfs from god's sentence.

[..]

If vegetarian diet gives longer and better life than non-vegetarian diet, non-vegetarian diet is alimentary behavior pathology. Eating another human is a behavioral disturb; a cow has 96,5% dna perfectly matching with human dna. I am racist: i think animals is inferior race, so i don't have to eat cadavers, thing that induce a phisiological genetic reflex : vomiting.

This text describes a surgical practice, and can't be copyrighted ; you are authorized to the use u think is necessary, please forward. This is a final version or close, you will not receive notifications anymore. call for emergencies [incoherent, masked e-mail redacted].

Not sure what this is all about, but I'm thinking it has something to do with being a vegetarian? (And it's not your usual random text to throw off bayesian filters - it appears to be trying to communicate some thought or other.) Anyway, classic somebody-is-way-off-their-meds spam.

(Bonus: trying to figure out what the hell 'mindsnapper.zic' might be inadvertently led me to this equally classic bit of freeperism.)

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Eleanor A's picture

I get those too

santo. worry at oint or even blink as in complementation.
general was at boot when that happened sicilian.

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