This actually just happened...

The tape across the bottom of the screen blared the headline: Doctors who receive gifts from drug companies prescribe more of their drugs.

The talking head on the screen went on to say a recent study showed that doctors were getting billions in dollars in gifts from big PHARMA companies. She said some child psychiatrists were getting gifts from companies who sold anti-psycotic drugs that were not even meant for children.

After her brief overview she swiveled her chair to see a screen holding another talking head. "Welcome," she said. "Can you break this down for us in layman's terms please?"

Blink? hahahahaha!