Waffle House Grill Cheat Sheet

Submitted by Les Jones on Wed, 2007/03/07 - 11:02am.


Just-in-time inventory

Can you imagine the chaos if the commissary truck should fail to deliver all those little packets on schedule?! I mean, I'm assuming Waffle House cooks can't read...

redmondkr's picture
On a bike trip to Kitty Hawk

On a bike trip to Kitty Hawk several years ago I ate at a Waffle House with a cook who only had one arm. He was a marvel and had no problem delivering all those scattered, smothered, and covered cholesterol bombs.

Another memorable WH episode involved the retrieval of an antique Volkswagen from a few miles south of Dayton, Ohio. We stopped for breakfast at about midnight in a crowded house somewhere in Kentucky. A large group of high schoolers swooped in from a just-concluded football game and began harassing a very elderly waitress.

She was so befuddled that she got everybody's orders wrong and that brought on even more derision. We couldn't help wondering what somebody's grandmother was doing waiting tables at that hour. There was a sad story there somewhere.

When we left she had a twenty-five dollar tip for our ten dollar meal and, while it has been almost twenty years ago, I still remember Waitress Betty Carson.

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redmond: "We couldn't help wondering what somebody's grandmother was doing waiting tables at that hour. There was a sad story there somewhere."

Quite true, red, and now I feel ashamed at my glib remark.

In fact, I waited tables for 7 years in high school and college (and tried to live on that wage in college). My first such job, when minimum wage was $1.60 per hour, paid me and other tipped employees half that rate!

To this day, I am a very generous tipper, too.

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