Submitted by StaceyDiamond on Sun, 2006/11/19 - 9:18pm

Bush and friends should follow OJ's lead and write "IF We Lied about WMD's here's how." Stacey

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Brian A.'s picture

Just WMD's?

How about the entire Iraq war? 

Brian A.
I'd rather be cycling.

mpower1952's picture

Bush Book

lol

Be a blessing to someone today.

rikki's picture

That book would be written

That book would be written by Chalabi in Arabic, published in Iran and titled "If we infiltrated the U.S. government and tricked them into invading Iraq, here's how."

Les Jones's picture

I'm not going to mindlessly

I didn't mindlessly jump on this bandwagon like some sort of lemming, but if I did here's what I would have come up with.

"If I Faked My Own Death Here's How I Did It" by Jim Morrison.

"If I Had Sexual Relations With That Woman - Ms. Lewinsky - Here's How Awesome It Was" by Bill Clinton.

"If I Force Choked Admiral Ozzell Here's the Spell I Used" by Darth Vader.


Hey, Les, why don't we just call each other assholes and get it over with. - Somebody on the old Southknoxbubba.net (if that was you, claim your quote and win net.fame!)

metulj's picture

Um, Les. The Force is not

Um, Les. The Force is not magic. Geez. Get with it. 

 

True happiness is knowing you are a hypocrite. -- Ivor Cutler

Les Jones's picture

metulj:

Right, because using the Force requires midi-clori-crickets*, which show up on electron miscroscopy or something.

But I get your point. Spell isn't exactly the right term.

* Did you see Amy Poelherd's Brittney Spears skit two weeks ago when she called crabs "panty crickets"? 


Hey, Les, why don't we just call each other assholes and get it over with. - Somebody on the old Southknoxbubba.net (if that was you, claim your quote and win net.fame!)

rikki's picture

"If I Faked My Own Death

"If I Faked My Own Death Here's How I Did It" by Jim Morrison.

With dust-jacket raves by Andy Kaufman and Elvis Presley... 

Brian A.'s picture

Another book

"If I Got an Incompetent Man Re-Elected As President, Here's How I Did It."

Karl Rove 

Brian A.
I'd rather be cycling.

Number9's picture

If I did use Tyler Harber as

If I did use Tyler Harber as a Sun Sze ninja warrior here is how...

by Mike Ragsdale

Number9's picture

The juice got cancelled. No

The juice got cancelled.

No soup for OJ.

"I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. "We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson."

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/20/D8LH1KAG0.html

talidapali's picture

Common Sense wins...

I don't favor censorship but there is a line between merely bad taste and profiteering from the misfortune of others. This book and the TV interview special both crossed that line; and, in my humble opinion, good riddance to both of them. I hope OJ will get a clue and retire to obscurity where he and all the other murderers that got off scott-free belong.

 

"You can't fix stupid..." ~ Ron White"

redmondkr's picture

The juice got cancelled.I

The juice got cancelled.

I can't believe it.  Have we finally seen a limit to the sleaze available on Fox?


"Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves." - Carl Sagan

 

rikki's picture

those he owes

How will he ever raise $35M for the families of the people he slaughtered if no one will publish his book? Maybe the U.S. government printing office should print it, take enough from the sales to cover printing costs, then distribute the rest among those he owes.

Or Rupert Murdoch could just order his minions to do the same and donate the ad revenues during the airing of his interview to the compensation fund. 

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