In the spirit of "talk like a pirate day", which I have always found amusing and entertaining, today (Monday) is officially "blog like Instapundit day" at KnoxViews.

I'm going to be out for most of the day, but for those of you who contribute here, your mission, should you decide to accept, is to post one or two line throwaway links to profound wingnuttery, and one or two line links to profound wingnuttery only.

Here's an example.

You may add "updates" (or include them in your original post to save time) if it adds to the comedic wingnuttery effect. "Updates" that provide counterpoint, or better yet shred the logic and dignity of the original wingnut poster, are allowed and encouraged.

Links to Instapundit, Hugh Hewitt, Michele Malkin, and Free Republic do not count and in fact will result in points being subtracted for sloth and laziness. You must find hip, fresh, and challenging wingnuttery. Links to James Lileks are grounds for immediate disqualification.

Subtle irony in your throwaway one or two line remarks will make you eligible for bonus points. Although, nobody is keeping score. This is an exhibition, not a competition.

So, go forth and link like an Instapundit. Heh, indeed.

UPDATE: I had no idea that tomorrow is actually Talk Like a Pirate Day. Talk about weird coincidences.