1. The bag boy always asks you (but not the woman in line in front of you) if you'd like help getting your groceries to the car.

2. Cashiers everywhere give you the Senior Discount before inquiring whether you're eligible to get it.

3. Everyone under 30-ish calls you "ma'am."

Cashiers everywhere give you the Senior Discount before inquiring whether you're eligible to get it.

Too funny. Happened to us just the other day. Told them we probably weren't eligible, but they gave it to us anyway. Out of sympathy, I guess.

I'm eligible...Turned thirty twice already.

4. There were only 48 states in the U. S. in the year you were born.

There were only 48 states in the U. S. in the year you were born.

How about remembering very well when Alaska and Hawaii became states?

Or driving your parents nuts with your new 45 of Lucille by Little Richard?

...a reference to an Eddie Murphy SNL sketch falls flat with your younger audience.

When you give a word for word rendition of Carl Spackler's Dali Lama speech to a junior golfer and he's enthralled because he thinks you once really did caddy in Tibet.

Ha, mine went the other way last night. I referenced Emily Litella, Never Mind, to a group of older people in Blount County. Only one person knew what I was talking about. Of course, I don't know if it was the age of the group or rural location, that they hadn't seen that SNL skit.