I recorded the ACM awards because there was a Law and Order on. And there's always a Law and Order on at our house. But I digress. I'm glad I recorded it because it allowed me to fast forward through the really shitty parts. Which was most of it. Thank God for Stevie Wonder. Wait, what?
Anyway, I could write 1000 words about the massive suckfest that was the ACM awards show. Instead, all you need to do is watch this. You don't even need to turn on your speakers. Just watch it:
(Check out the pogo dance moves at 2:25.)
I don't know why I even care. I'm not even a Country Music fan. I guess I'm partial, though, because (like Jazz) it's a true original American art form (that Scots/Irish hillbilly immigrant thing notwithstanding) and I hate to see it destroyed like this.
It's also possible that finally seeing George Jones in the flesh had an effect. He could barely walk out on stage, but there was more Country in one out of breath verse than in that whole damn overproduced, over the top show Sunday night times ten.
OK, then.
(*And it wasn't anywhere near Music Row. Or even Nashville. It was in Las Vegas, the schlock capital of the world. In fact, Music Row isn't even on Music Row any more.)
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Oh, and it appears they have
Oh, and it appears they have done away with auto-tune. (Keepin' it real!) I used to think that would be a good idea. On second thought, they should probably bring it back.
Also, I started the recording
Also, I started the recording late and missed some of the beginning, including LL Cool J introducing Brad Paisley.
Apparently they did not perform their new duet.
(I would link to a video, but they have all been pulled from YouTube.)
Dick Clark and the Big Tent
This is part of manufactured pop country, in the same vein as Taylor Swift, among others. I was somewhat thankful Swift didn't take home an award. I wouldn't be disappointed to see that star fade. But, there will be others anxious to step into that spotlight.
You need only look at the producer of the ACM's (Dick Clark Productions) to get an idea of why it is the way it is. The ACM's were developed to provide another awards show in addition to the more traditional CMA's, which are still in Nashville. The ACM's are aimed at the non-traditional 'country' audience and the music and presenters are geared that way.
The Band Perry is a new, very young group from Greeneville, TN. A hometown success.
What passes for "country" these days is a pretty broad. But, I guess that was true when the "Nashville Sound" was in vogue in the late 60's and 70's, complete with symphony music playing with Ray Price, George Jones and others. Music execs want a 'big tent' which they hope translates into dollars (and I suspect it does). You get a teen to like the Band Perry and maybe they buy the somewhat more traditional Jason Aldean or Miranda Lambert and at least hear some of the more traditional music. This is no different than other forms of music looking for commercial success.
winner of the genetic sweepstakes known as the band perry
well, they are awfully goodlooking.
if you're on facebook at all these days, look up Brian Henneman (from the Bottle Rockets - who, btw, wrote a much better song about the rebel flag than LL Cool J & Paisley
(link...)
).
Henneman's initial discussion was how he has been disturbed that a lot of his altC/americana/whatever contemporaries were bagging on the whole New Country thing, and how the Country folk had not ever been so dismissive and nasty about his genre.
It was a jumping off point to discuss his hopes for TBP and how much he really liked certain aspects of them and their music, even going to the extent to proclaim some of the songs were just f'ing awesome. He actually went out and bought the new record as soon as it was available, immediately listened to it whilst driving cars from one place to another (his day job), and for the most part, he loved it, with the exception of a few missteps here and there. His analysis was very entertaining and you could tell he meant every word and he was genuinely happy for the band's success.
But... this performance really did him in.
"The Band Perry's performance on the ACM Awards was completely senseless. 100% nonsense. As misguided as it gets. Choreography, energy, pyrotechnics. For what? Are they tryin' to sell me music? They WERE on a music awards show. I guess that's what they were tryin' to sell me, problem is, I don't have any memory of music..."
the discussion goes further, with others chiming in, but you get the point.
Country?
Country isn't what country used to be. When Dolly Parton realized she could make more money being "Pop" than traditional country, Nashville also took notice.
Now you have "singers" like Taylor Swift that have taken it to the extreme. But big money can help sell anything when one has a rich daddy owning a national trucking company that can financially help to get your foot in the door to start recording.
Wammo
Brings to mind a phrase and perhaps album title from Wammo of the Asylum Street Spankers...
"Faster than the speed of suck".
Dear R Neal, You owe me 3
Dear R Neal,
You owe me 3 minutes and 47 seconds of life.
sincerely,
everyone's tortured sensibilities.
OK, pedantic Scots correction
(in reply to metulj)
OK, pedantic Scots correction noted. :)
As for the rest of it, I'll have to get back to you.
The "contemporary" qualifier muddles things a bit. If you're talking Taylor Swift or Band Perry, well, sure.
But for now I'd refer you to Steve Earle's recordings of Dixieland or Galway Girl.
Of course, you may feel free to argue the recordings are neither contemporary, nor country.
P.S. I seem to recall that the banjo is of African origin, further muddling your argument. Or reinforcing it? No, that would be too clever by half.
Fiddle reels, on the other hand...
Oh, and never mind mandolins, lest we further muddy the waters.
Muddy Waters
(in reply to R. Neal)
I thought he played the blues. on a guitar.
Gives both rednecks and rock'n'roll bad names
We're doomed. (And I kept the sound off for safety.)
If nothing else, I wish a fat
If nothing else, I wish a fat hemorrhoid on the bastard who first defined a scene as ten to twelve frames of video.
CCM as per Darrell Scott
They got Junior but they ain't got Hank.
Country music
Just sit tight. Country goes all pop, then someone emerges to save traditional country music and it all swings back the other way.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
If that's country
Dallas Wayne nailed this.
(link...)
Country Music Hall of Fame:
Country Music Hall of Fame: Orgins of Country Music
Performing Arts Encyclopedia,
Performing Arts Encyclopedia, Library of Congress: Appalachian Music
Scholarly debate aside, Roy
Scholarly debate aside, Roy Acuff invented traditional country music and Chet Atkins perfected it.
Traditional country is still
Traditional country is still alive and kicking in its cradle here in East Tennessee. It's time for a hat tip to Tony and the folks at WDVX for keeping country/hillbilly music alive!
I don't know what to call that stuff they do in Nash/Vegas...
This is Country
(in reply to trobinson)
East Tennessee home grown country
(link...)
So...you acknowledge the
(in reply to metulj)
So...you acknowledge the connection to colonial influences after all.