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May 13 2012
12:06 pm
By: R. Neal

To Mothers everywhere...

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Shoney's is giving moms free

Shoney's is giving moms free hot fudge cake all day today.

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From Sleeper (1973), a doctor and his assistant are leaning over Woody Allen, recently removed from his 1970 VW Beetle, peeled from his aluminum foil swaddling, and slowly defrosted after his 20 year-long experiment with cryopreservation--

Doc: "Has he asked for anything special?"

Asst: "Yes, this morning for breakfast. He requested something called wheat germ, organic honey, and tiger's milk."

Doc (laughing): "Oh, yes. Those were the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties."

Asst: "You mean these was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or hot fudge?"

Doc: "Those were thought to be unhealthy, precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true."

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