Actually, that's pretty funny.

And don't think I don't see her point - hell, last night I called the cops on the neighbors - again (and got put on hold - wtf?). The second drunken domestic dispute in about a month - the man and wife fight in the front room while everyone else in the extended family stands on the sidewalk and shouts encouragement/disparragement, depending on who the comment's directed towards.

The high point was when a soup pot came flying out the front door and went clanging across the street.