My marriage is ruined!

Submitted by R. Neal on Wed, 2006/06/07 - 12:33pm.

And now I'm afraid to go outside because some gay man might jump out from behind a bush and make me marry him.

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Clutch the pearls
Submitted by Andy Axel on Wed, 2006/06/07 - 12:51pm.

Lead me to the fainting couch! Burn the hope chest! Shred the wedding album! It's all too trivial now! Swoon! Swoon! Whatever shall I do? I may just have to refund the dowry!

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