Dec 27 2008
12:03 am

Ahh, Chip the Magic Cracker surfaces again, displaying his usual skill and political acumen.

Dude started out as Sundquist's chauffeur* and lookit him now.

*With a little assist from his daddy, who was a big donor/roadbuilder and served in the Sundquist administration.


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If you have the stomach for

If you have the stomach for it, here's the song.

P.S. "Chip, the magic cracker" - that's hilarious! We should work on some verses. I'll start (I'm not good at this, so anybody feel free to change it):

Chip the Magic Cracker
Down in Tennessee
Sends racist gifts to the GOP
And dreams of the RNC.

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Chip the Magic Cracker With

Chip the Magic Cracker
With his smiley pinky ring
Thought it bought good luck to Mike
That's the expertise he brings

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New Song, Same Tune

Rush the Tragic Dope Fiend
Lived On the Dial
And Blustered in an Angry Rant
In a Sad State of Denial

Mark Harmon

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Saltsman's head looks like some manner of vegetable.
Not quite sure which one.
Gourd? Eggplant?
I wonder how many nuts he could store in those jowls?

I would imagine he included the song so he would be remembered for something other than being the reason Huckabee lost the Repig primary.

Lameness, thy name is Saltsman.

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