Barack Obama [1] has the temerity to accept the nomination on a set with Greek columns. The usual suspects are in a total froth over this one. Let's see: Barack Obama emulates the architectural style of the entire capital of this nation, doing exactly the same thing as Bush [2], and this is a scandal? Conservative, please. You are the folks on whose watch the architectural tragedy that is the World War Two Memorial [3] was foisted on Washington, DC*, and you all are going to split hairs over a a set at a convention in which you technically do not have a fight? Stupid.

In honor of your stupidity and your desire to not tear down walls, but columns, I offer you a tribute to Ray Harryhausen.

*It is easily the most demeaning, in the true sense of the word, memorial in the capital. It has had all meaning stripped from it.