Tue
Apr 25 2006
10:52:am

The NYT has a fascinating bit on possible plans for airlines to sell, get this, standing tickets. The best part is the description of the "seat" one would get:

Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none have agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have seen a proposal.

Which brings to mind:

Fava beans and a nice chianti....

I can't imagine this standing position would be any more uncomfortable than sitting in coach. I am 6'2" and I fly Delta and US Airways for the most part. Once you get past the woman stungunning people not moving fast enough onto the plane, you are required to fold up like a Buck knife. It requires a shiatsu and Vicodin to cut the edge on my aching knees even after a short flight. Recently, on a flight to Argentina, I had a cramp that rendered me incapable of getting out of the chair to even stretch. Maybe if I am standing I can just unbuckle and jog up and down the aisles when I feel deep vein thrombosis setting in. Hell, they have to let you have some freedom to roam if they are making you stand, strapped to a board. As a matter of fact, I am a regular inmate aboard the Westside IRT here in the Big Apple. I stand for long stretches on my haul from Brooklyn to Midtown, pitching side to side and know just when to grab the bar when the 2 train hits the Park Place interlock. Won't bother me a bit, I guess, and I'd get to hang out with other New Yorkers too.

It does ask the question: Would you stand for a cheaper seat? 

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R. Neal's picture

I don't know. My Dad got a

I don't know. My Dad got a free standing ride on a train (in a boxcar) from Anzio across the Brenner Pass to somewhere in Poland one time courtesy of the Nazis. They didn't have the luxury of straps (or food or anything else for that matter, except maybe a bucket, but I don't recall for sure). He probably wouldn't think much of this idea.

Southwest, on the othe hand, might be interested. It would fit right in with their program.

Andy Axel's picture

QANTAS

Y'know, QANTAS pulled this crap where they started narrowing the aisles ... sometime between 2003 and 2005. It was actually quite ample, by coach standards anyway, in 2003. Now, a coach "seat" barely gives you much room at all. My wife is about 5'5" and it's uncomfortable even for her.

And this is on a transpacific route.

Would I stand for 13 hours between LA and Sydney? No way. No effin' way. Not even if the ticket was $200.

I might be willing to stand for a 45 min flight (like between ATL and BNA) but no longer than that. But the ticket would have to be $20.

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R. Neal's picture

Maybe they should open up

Maybe they should open up the cargo bay, too. They could have people-sized crates like you ship dogs in, with little food and water dishes.

Andy Axel's picture

Oooh, maybe...

Suspended animation tubes!

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Hayduke's picture

It would be an improvement

It would be an improvement in legroom, but at 6'3" I can't always stand up on a plane even in the aisles.  Even then I have to duck a few times for hanging monitors and exit signs.
 
Anyway, I've done worse, so for the right price on a short trip with enough headroom, some fava beans and a nice chianti...
 

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