heelarious [1] [he-lair-ee-uhs] - noun:
extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes for babies. Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight).
Not intended to harm children in any way.
WARNING: May cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal).

Here's a way to spend $35.00 [2] of that rebate check.

Alrighty then.