The fuzz abides.

"I can has peace [1]," he sez.

"Me no Bush three [2]," says he, "He be!"

Y'all heard it wrong. dammit, Coke is the Choice of a New Generation!

Someone's internal polling must be screaming bloody murder.

(UPDATE: Jeebus, it just struck me what all this wackiness is about. McCain making his bid for Obama's VP slot. That sly dog. Brilliant.)