Is it not time to mandate the carrying of concealed firearms by the clergy? A properly armed preacher could have nipped this attempted pastorcide [1] in the bud.

We listened in horror Wednesday evening as scanner traffic revealed the news. A woman was being brought into the UT ER from a car crash that occurred as she ran from a shooting at her church, a shooting that appears to be caused by a glitch in the sanctity of marriage.

The name of the church [2] rang a bell (no pun intended) here at The Home [3] . This is the same church that posted the signs [4] a couple of years ago assuring us that Pope John Paul II was "hell-bound."