Dear Senator Biden:

Thank you for pulling a Barney Fife [1] on your 2008 presidential bid today.

You spared a number of other mainstream, clean, articulate, nice-looking Democrats the trouble of giving you the red ass by giving it to yourself.

I really expected another "Macaca moment" [2] out of you sooner or later [3], but I didn't think it would be so soon.

From the bottom of my heart, Smilin' Joe...

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

xo,

--Andy @KnoxViews

P.S. Good bye, then.