Fri
Dec 8 2006
11:34 am
By: Number9

Not since Brian Hornback has the English language been so merciously mercilessly assaulted. Lindsay Lohan writes a small manifesto on special people's right to party and not be criticized by "unintelligent vulgar people that like to hurt other people".

The bonus part is that Al Gore has "promised" to help.

Ms. Lohan wrote, "I am willing to release a politcally/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people."

Stay in school kids or this could be you. Without the money of course. Just say no to drugs too.

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Andy Axel's picture

Mercious, Mercious Me

Not to sound too malicious
But I find it delicious
That the charge of bad grammar
Looks like babble and stammer

When it's "mercious" in the world of Nine
Rather than properly "merciless" in mine.

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Dirty mouth language -- it's the new black.

Number9's picture

When it's "mercious" in the

When it's "mercious" in the world of Nine
Rather than properly "merciless" in mine.

Well at least Hornback will be happy. The spell checker melted down on that post. It made my head hurt to proof it.

watcher's picture

Poltical talent

Bush's next speech writer, perhaps???

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