Dear Spammers:
I'm fairly certain that I do not have a message from someone on Match.com wanting to meet me, I'm not interested in learning seduction secrets, I'm not looking to have secret affairs with housewives in my area, I already know how to look up sex offenders in my area but I'm not that worried about it, I can't link to you on Linkedin because I don't have an account, I won't give money to the DSCC if you can't tell me who the Democratic candidates are, I won't give money to the DCCC if you won't recruit somebody to run against Jimmy Duncan, I don't really believe that your email is from Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid, I don't need a free website makeover or SEO optimization, I'm not interested in your miracle herbal cure to reverse neuropathy, eliminate back pain, reduce blood sugar, lose weight, sleep better or improve my eyesight, I'm not interested in hair restoration, I don't need a HARP mortgage reduction loan, I don't want to learn to be a certified nursing assistant or to learn medical billing and coding, I don't need a half-off coupon for an oil change, I don't want to rent a yacht or a private jet just now, and I don't want 250 premium business cards, a new business phone system, an ADT alarm system (already have one), life insurance, faucets, a home warranty, a Genie Zip Bra, or replacement windows.
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Yes. And, I don't need a trip
Yes. And, I don't need a trip to Hawaii or Costa Rica, garage floor protection, a psychic reading, a home loan, VA loan or a home warranty, drug rehab, or an online bachelor degree.
Just a few of the 58 spams I received in the last 4 hours.
Can you forward me that email
(in reply to bizgrrl)
Can you forward me that email for the trip to Hawaii?
R. Neal,
I've got a miracle pill that will give you ripped abs in only two weeks!
PM me if interested.
So does this mean
you ARE interested in viagra?
It's contraindicated for the
(in reply to Treehouse)
It's contraindicated for the male enhancement pills.
apologies to the mrs
but you don't need male enhancement pills.
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I just checked, and I haven't
I just checked, and I haven't cleaned out my spam folder in about a month and a half. There are 2930 unread messages, which works out to about 65 per day.
Do you still have those FEC e-passes
for campaigns to send their financials late?
free services
If they will offer to walk my dog, mow my lawn, take out my trash, wash my truck, amuse my wife, guarantee me no more phone solicitations, pay my bills, send me a blank check or a winning lottery ticket, cure my toenail fungus, and make me look and feel like I was 18 again - all for free and no strings attached, then I MIGHT be mildly interested.
Otherwise - LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE - NOW!