The middle Kincaid sister fled into the desert and went kinda gonzo on us. I don't really know what's going on down there, but she asked for a "a fancy thesaurus word for "ass-backward," as in government policy" and I said to myself "Bring me that evil little monkey Scott McNutt." "Boehnerific" has already been said.

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happy to help if i can. btw,

happy to help if i can.

btw, we say 'backasswards' and ian b's the evil monkey.

as to the rest, are we talking merely misguided or pure SNAFU?

what about a boehnerfied SNAFU? thinking locally and typing internettedly, what about something being a boehneroo?

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To the cajun population of

To the cajun population of New Orleans, the expression desitively boehneroo has come to mean "worster than the worst."

Is your standard crapper reading also Esquire magazine? This month's:

-erro Encouraged. It makes anything seem more fun in the telling: switcheroo, eateroo, sexeroo, arresteroo.

Holy crapper, I can't wait to take a boehner tomorrow, and I hope it's gross. bump set spike no stop, really-- I apologize to any tender eyes.

Mr. McNutt, part of the reason for this was to set up an apology for some predjudices I had about you in my misguided youth: At one point I had decided that you were the root of Knoxville's predominately piss-poor attitude of Situation Normal- All F'ed Up. I realize now that the blame can be squarely placed upon the Mayor of Fountain City, Ian Roach, but it doesn't matter anymore because this week the citizens voted during their last drinkaroo to update their slogan to "F___-Yeah" whether he likes it or not. I was just a snark hater because I am horrible at it. My few my long ago attempts always degraded into incredibly inventive ways to hurt feelings or lists of things no reasonable person would ever say or even think which turned out to be useless traits in a human, but I think I'm nearly cured. Maybe I have changed my tune about snarkiness because I have a bit of an internet-crush on Kathy Chambers. I may have just been envious of your ability to oddly champion the fight against backasswardness and I thank you for prodding this town from a unique approach. This town needs a poke from wherever it can get one from, and I only say that because it seems to be working and I like this town's general direction. Can Knoxville's new slogan be "Keep it up, you're almost awesome" or "It doesn't get any better than this; least not 'round here"?

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no apologies necessary

Hi Eric,

Esquire? No, 'Boehneroo' must just be the easiest derivative to arrive at - sort of like sediment settling to the bottom.

No apologies necessary for previously hating my work - I'm sure you had/have good company there. Humors are curious, mercurial beasts, and which type one takes a fancy to is a personal choice. But thanks for giving mine another chance.

For the rest of it, I can't take credit for being the root of what's wrong with the community or a champion for the fight against its backasswardness. I just try to help folks laugh while they hurt.

And keep on bringing the topics you're bringing here.

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I don't get it.

I read the linked site, but I don't understand why America's getting bashed for what illegal immigrants are doing. Granted, immigration policy's a lot more restrictive than it was 100 years ago, but the law is the law. Right?

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What DOESN'T get Washington's attention

I don't understand why America's getting bashed for what illegal immigrants are doing.

From the article: "Employers indeed depend on migrant workers, so it’s pretty evident that our border policy is regressive. And while America has certainly had its share of botched policies, what’s unprecedented here (in recent times, anyway) is that so many deaths have occurred on American soil without any significant attempt to change our actions."

“What kind of number do we have to throw up? Do we have to have a thousand dead? Do we have to have a bunch of kids? Do we have to have—God forbid, I hate to even say this—but do we have to have some indication that we’ve got a bunch of dead terrorists? Would that get Washington’s attention?” Anderson asks. “Because they sure to heck don’t seem to be too preoccupied with preventing deaths of people who come here to work low-end labor jobs.”

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No one's FORCING them to break the law.

My family on both sides are immigrants - my father's side came here in the 1650s, my mother's in the 1870s through Ellis Island.

In the 1650s, there were no American immigration laws, so it's safe to assume my father's side of the family didn't break any.

In the 1870s, there were definitely immigration laws - which my mother's side followed in coming through an approved port of entry and acquiring citizenship legally.

No one's forcing illegal immigrants to risk their lives breaking the law. They do that to themselves. There are routes to take to become a legal, legitimate American citizen, and frankly I don't think America or Americans should be bashed because some idiot south of the border doesn't want to play by the established rules.

Anderson's entitled to his opinion of the law, but the fact remains that the law is the law. Anyone choosing NOT to follow the law accepts their own risks, including death. One works to change laws one does not like. One does not just choose to ignore said laws, like the illegal immigrants choose to do to get here. Many will die as a direct result of their illegal choice.

I'm sorry, but my heart doesn't bleed for lawbreakers. There's legitimate methods those deceased illegals could have used to come here, but they didn't. Now they're dead. That's not America's fault - that's their own.

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There certainly were laws

There certainly were laws about who could emigrate into the various colonies in the 1650s. You just could not land on a ship any old place and hop off. That was illegal especially in British colonies.

Also, Ellis Island didn't open until 1892. They probably came through the Castle Garden Depot if they came in through NY City.

Anyhow, there is a fact that I always run by my students when talking about population issues: Without immigration, the US population growth rate is flat to slightly negative. We need immigration or we start looking like a Northern European country in terms of population dynamics.

Also, you are ignoring something when you call someone an idiot for ignoring the established rules, the decision to come to the States is often the least worst option for illegal immigrants. Hardly idiotic to make a choice that is better than starvation. There are always push factors.

I actually agree with each point made.

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I'm glad people pointed out

I'm glad people pointed out that there are a couple of stories on there because I wasn't smart enough to mouse over the pictures or click the rss button

I like the approach of going directly to the people whose hands the bodies end up in to see if they have any solutions to offer. Nine years of investigation leads Dr. Bruce Anderson, a head forensic anthropologist at the Pima County Medical Examiner's Office, to the idea that we should just collect a cover charge at the border and let them go on about their business:

Because of his extremely close proximity to the issue, Anderson has developed what might seem like a paradoxical theory on its solution. “I just want the deaths to stop,” he says. “To do that, you either prevent people from crossing at the border, or, politically, you stop the need for people to have to risk their lives to come here. So you need to create a guest worker program. You create a way for these migrants, who are paying a couple thousand dollars to smugglers to help them cross, to pay a fee to the government instead, and cross legally.”

To understand the complex proposal of “stopping the migrants at the border,” you have to look at the history. In the ‘80s and early ‘90s, Dr. Anderson cites that his office only received about 15 or 20 border deaths a year. Then, in 2001, those numbers began to skyrocket, hovering around 150-200 deaths per year. Why?

Dr. Anderson attributes the increase to shifts in border patrol placement over the years. Virtually no one attempts to get through at major cities these days, because they are heavily guarded, while the desert areas are often no more than an old line of barbed wire. “It’s pretty clear that some policy made it harder to cross in Juarez and El Paso and San Diego and McClellan, and some of the other cities that were historically the places people would cross. So, I’d imagine that the US policy has to do with that,” he says. “At some point, it seems they decided that by closing the larger towns and cities, with fences or patrolling or whatever else, they would force people to have to cross where they wouldn’t cross. Well, that ‘wouldn’t’ area is the Sonoran Desert. Obviously, now, with 100 percent hindsight, we know that that was flawed reasoning. People will cross, and people have crossed. And many have died.”

backasswards flawed reasoning or a starting point for sensible solutions?

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