Submitted by R. Neal on Sat, 2009/01/03 - 9:40am.

Speaking of pie and nutrition, Blue Cross Blue Shield of TN put out a newsletter with some info on watching sugar in your diet.

According to this helpful chart, jelly, pumpkin pie and milkshakes defy all known laws of nutrition and physics.

I'll let you do the math. Hint: A teaspoon of sugar has 4 grams of carbohydrates (basically pure carb) and 16 calories. There are approx. 6 teaspoons in an ounce.

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Anonymously Nine's picture
New math

Pretty funny. The 10 oz. malted milkshake would weigh 7.4 pounds.

BoB W.'s picture
Real Math

Hey Nine:

It's even funnier than you previously thought!
Aren't fluid ounces (e.g. teaspoons, etc.) a unit of volume & NOT a unit of weight (such as pounds, which is proportional to mass)? Or, is there a more current system of measurements that I have not been introduced to?

Anonymously Nine's picture
Liquid sugar

Of course, I should have been thinking of liquid sugar. Maybe they use corn syrup? I must not have been thinking progressively.

Tennessee Jed's picture
Missing a decimal?

Is there a decimal missing or something? Because like Mr. Neal points out there is a volume problem, unless there is a way to compress sugar. I think compounded sugar is what we drink at a bar.
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Trying to not make matters worse.

Stick Thrower's picture
Whacked

46 tsp. of sugar would be about right for an entire 8 oz. JAR of jelly.

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